I'm Elise! That's all you need to know.

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yumm, scrumptious. 

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he is much much better than katy perry. 

:)

mimmblemimmble:

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The hope for humanity is directly proportional to the amount of smiles one receives from strangers.

It’s a hat with a beard. 

mimmblemimmble asked: Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor for financial rewards it is the purest form of art? I saw that written in a bathroom stall at the Mall of America once, I don't know, what do you think?

People put advertisements on bathroom doors. They also put misleading information to bands named Fluffy on the walls. Bathrooms stalls are no place for ‘art’, just entertaining images/words/advertisements to make the time move faster while you’re sitting in the filthy, germ-infested stall.  

mimmblemimmble asked: 9x-7i>3(3x-7u)

No, thank-you.

What are Antijokes? An Anti-joke (or Anti-humor) is a type of comedy in which the reader is set up to expect a typical joke, however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of a punchline is the punchline.